This is important to know. As we evolve, so does our external reality.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
the angel of the lord
OH COME ON THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR ANYMORE
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
when i don’t understand a post and check the caption for an explanation but find only puns there
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i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
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fish shaming [x]
jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ” - Eleanor Roosevelt
→ This quote really inspires me because of its truth. In life, we strive to be better, whether we realize it or not… prettier, smarter, wealthier, healthier, more creative, etc. And that’s great! But are we doing these things for acceptance or just for ourselves? Just remember this: No one can push you down unless you let them. No one can be better than you unless you let yourself see them that way. Please love yourself. You are the only you out there who can do the things you do and you are amazing. Okay? Hang in there and amazing things will happen. and Be the best you that you can be for yourself, and not for anyone else.
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!